It all began on a lazy August afternoon.
The fan hummed. The curtains swayed.
Ania was talking to a houseplant again.
And then… I saw him.
Edgar.
Small. Determined. Surprisingly fast.
A lone ant. Marching across the kitchen floor like he had somewhere to be.
🌿 The Courtship
I watched him for ten minutes.
He ignored me.
Naturally, I was intrigued.
I pawed gently. He zigzagged.
I pawed again. He panicked.
Romance!
We had chemistry.
By which I mean I knocked over a glass of water chasing him and it fizzed near an outlet.
📖 Our Story Was Brief, But Intense
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He ran.
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I followed.
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He paused dramatically near the fridge.
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I blinked slowly. He waved an antenna (probably).
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We shared a moment.
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Then I licked him up.
🕯️ I Regret Nothing
Ania screamed,
“GRYZKA! Did you just EAT that?!”
I made eye contact.
Sat down.
Burped silently.
This is nature, darling.
🐜 In Loving Memory of Edgar:
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Lived bravely
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Ran erratically
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Tasted like crunchy disappointment and power
🎭 Final Thoughts:
Sometimes you meet someone who changes your life.
Sometimes you eat them.
Either way… I grew from the experience.
Mostly sideways.
Respectfully,
– Gryzka 🐾
Ant whisperer. Emotionally complex. Digestively fearless.
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